O plaintive for plainted skies
for plaintive waves of plaint,
for plaintly mountains plaint
above the plaintive plaint.
O plainted land! O plaintive land!
Plaint shed His complaint on thee
And plaint thy plaint with plaint
From plaint to plaintive plaint.
A review of the American patriotic hymn “America the Beautiful” with apologies to those who live, love, and be in other lovely lands.