The Limrick of Doreen and Darrel

Back in the day Doreen was quite busty
and an on-her-back young lusty;
but the bust drooped,
and the back stooped,
and now Doreen is an upright old fusty.

Darrel was a boasty young lust
sparking Doreen for her bust;
but the lust went gloppy
and Doreen went floppy.
Now Darrel’s an crusty old fust.