A D-8T Cat, a Single-Wide, a Large Woman, and a Grizzly Bear

All the lights were out. Rain, snow, sleet and hail drummed, thudded, and pummeled on roof, siding, and window. Lightning flashed. Thunder rumbled. Sport cowered under the bed. Ritter opened another beer. Furrz licked her paws. Dwain bitched because the internet was down and you can’t WOW and massively murder multi-players when the internet is … Continue reading A D-8T Cat, a Single-Wide, a Large Woman, and a Grizzly Bear

Rule for Our Time: Do not Congregate, Aggregate or Congress

Congregate is like aggregate. These are situations that occur among social animals. Social Animals love to congregate and aggregate, that is they like to huddle up and get close to each other. They also love to congress with each other, as do even a-social animals. But congressing is another story for another time.   I … Continue reading Rule for Our Time: Do not Congregate, Aggregate or Congress

writelee-dot-com Threatens to Go Continental as in Atomic. And it Won’t be Pretty.

You know what really hacks me? I mean really? In case you are serious about knowing what hacks me, here it IS: What really puts the oil on the fire of my synapses are those wastes of dirt and water who say girls are meant for being encrusted in dresses and frills and sugar and … Continue reading writelee-dot-com Threatens to Go Continental as in Atomic. And it Won’t be Pretty.

The Feeding of Little Phil Brudgditter in the MVA Waiting Room.

Olaf Dinswuad was damned if he would let a light-weight hippie chick compromise normalcy and decency by exposing herself right there in the Dillon, Montana, MVA Licensing waiting hall. There were a lot of things Olaf damned-if about, but this was the damned-if to end all damned-ifs. When Olaf Dinswuad damned-ifed—which, as I have indicated, … Continue reading The Feeding of Little Phil Brudgditter in the MVA Waiting Room.

Gregory Learns Present is not Enough

"All I got to say today is 'Present.' Full stop, no excuses, no presentations, no presents, no prescience, no predicates, no precursors, no predicaments, no apostrophes, or ellipses, or John Waynes. Period. Full stop. Exclamation point. I. Am. HERE. PRESENT!" These are the words Gregory Isenudgel used to begin that particular day. Unfortunately, Gretchen, that … Continue reading Gregory Learns Present is not Enough